~seriouslemongrab (https://www.deviantart.com/seriouslemongrab) Use these, and I guarentee that you can have anyone you want.
"MY CASTLE IS... IN.... UNACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONNN WITHOUT YOOOOUUUU!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLLLEEE!!!!"
"YOUR BOOTY IS... IN... ACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONN!! ACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!
"THIRTY DAYS IN THE LOVE-DUNGEON!"
"NUUUuuuuuuooooooooooooO0000000000000UUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!"
"THIRTY-FOUR DAYS IN THE DUNGEON... and, perhaps, dinner and a movie, if you're interested?"
"THREE HOURS BEDROOM!"
"IS THAT A LEMON IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?"
"IS THAT A RICE CAKE IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME!?!?!??!"
"BEDROOM! SEVEN